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LNCISB it stopped the Juggernaut, bitch!
Chris S.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Russin President Vladimir Putin plans to ride shirtless through the streets of Crimea on it.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he has to remove smegma with a coal shovel
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it has recently begun wearing a paper bag on its head with the words “Not Huge” written on it in sharpie
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Huell Howser was unable to describe it during his lifetime.
Liam Neesons cock is so big, when he jerks off, he has to give it a bear hug and jump up and down.
You don’t even exist. We’re all just figments of its imagination.
Liam Neeson’s Cock is so big Mayor Bill de Blasio wants to ban it from pulling carriages around central park.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it once played a game of rhymes with Mandy Patinkin, which it ended by saying in a thick French accent, “Anybody want a peanut?”
A deformed sperm escaped once and damn near wrecked the town

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If it’s life story was optioned as a bio pic a trilogy would be a requirement.

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It is the bridge over troubled water.

Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he fucked Mel Gibson, and when he asked him how he was feeling while doing it, Mel screamed, “I Am In HEAVEN! HEAVEN Good Sir!!!!”.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it twitches when it has nightmares.
Stu
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that before it ejaculates it whispers “Hail Hydra” in the chick’s ear. From inside her.