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LNCISB that it has its own definition of ‘Blood Moon’.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that once a year it sheds its foreskin.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he tripped and this was the result:
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… He once attempted the popcorn trick while on a date, but was foiled when the girl noticed the shadow of his penis being projected on the screen.
Dustin Miller
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… It once slathered itself in Olive Oyl, while Popeye sat helplessly muttering to himself in the corner.
Dustin Miller
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… When exposed to a good breeze, the resulting sound will make any Australians in earshot homesick.
Dustin Miller
LNCISB when somebody ‘works the shaft’ they need to bring a canary and a helmet with a light on it.
LNCISB it has it’s own Green Lantern to police it.
LNCISB even Sliver Age Superman isn’t strong enough to move it.
LNCISB that it can dunk on Chloe Kardashian.
LNSC is so big that it doesn’t go to the mountain, the mountain goes to it!
LNCISB, it has the words “The world is yours” emblazoned down the side
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he played Qui Gon in the prequels, but his balls made a cameo in the original trilogy as the tatooine double sunset.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… When he goes camping, he never has to pack a sleeping bag.
Dustin Miller
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… It’s been struck by lightning 6 times.
Dustin Miller