Liam Neeson's Cock

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, retarded monkeys fear its strength.

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—	w.j.brown unklebill@hotmail.com

Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Jesse Ventura blames the government.

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—	w.j.brown unklebill@hotmail,com

Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, its shaft has a pot belly

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big; It erned the nick name Te Widening Gyre

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so Big, that penis doesn’t want a sandwich, it wants a six foot party sub.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it was once chased into the hills by a mob of angry villagers bearing flaming torches and pitchforks.

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LNCISB: It can leave Scientology any time it wants.

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—	Money Jones

Laim Neeson’s cock is so big that it caused him to develop a phobia of Indian snake charmers.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, one time in a local bar it shoved WWE’s The Big Show, to which he respond, “why don’t you pick on somebody your own size?”.

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Liam Neeson’s cook is so big: That when he goes swimming, whales beach themselves in shame.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Superman had to destroy it for the Phantom Drives to open.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big: That not even M. Night Shyamalan could make it unsuccessful.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big: That it’s the only thing on both Santa’s naughty AND nice list.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big: That it wears a hockey jersey to hide it’s girth.

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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big: That it could feed an entire zombie apocalypse.

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