Liam Neeson's Cock

Aug 28

“Liam Neeson’s Cock is so big, Canada doesn’t want to die in it.” — Kirbneilious

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that after it did the ALS ice bucket challenge, people mistook it for Michael Fassbender’s cock!”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big,
it beat him in a staring contest.” — Jeremy Klein

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big,
that Liam’s self esteem wasn’t affected by a having a small role in the movie High Spirit’s starring Steve Guttenberg.” — Jeremy Klein

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big when he showed it to Mark Whalberg - Whalberg ‘Thought he saw a Transformer’.”

“There’s a sign at the tip that reads “gotham city 14 miles””

Aug 27

LNCISB, Idris Elba uses it as a microphone cable

https://twitter.com/idriselba/status/498122501248258048

“LNCISB…, that when Liam popped a boner while swimming in a swamp, one could hear a narrator say “Deep within a bleak and dismal swamp, hidden beneath its murky waters, lies the headquarters of the most sinister villains of all time,… THE LEGION OF DOOM.””

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it was offered a role in the film Snowpiercer… as the train.” — @attellian

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Michael Fassbender’s cock keeps a picture of it in its wallet.” — Erlend from Norway

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it encountered a bear in the woods and the bear laid on the floor pretending to be dead.” — Myself

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it encircles the globe, eternally devouring its own tail and awaiting the Ragnarök.”

“Liam neesons cock is so big that when it pulls out after sex you hear a beep followed by “caution Liam neesons Cock is reversing””

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big when he fought Superman he said “I want you to remember Clark, in all the years to come, in your most private moments, I want you to remember my cock around your throat, I want you to remember the one cock who beat you””

“He puts his pants on 3 legs at a time.” — Donall in Dublin,Ireland