Liam Neeson's Cock

Sep 26

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Tim Curry can see it from… Space.” — Scotty Shook

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that if it teemed up with Ralph Garman’s balls they would either save the world or end it.”

“LNCISB…..Idris Elba had to construct a giant robot to fight it.”

“LNCISB……..a Ton Ton cut it open and hoped inside to survive.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, when he bought a plot in a cemitary for himself he had to buy the other three on the right.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Johnny Depp and his daughter are acting in its next movie” — Christian Rehde

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, one of his balls is gay.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that he donated his foreskin for the walrus costume on Tusk.”

“LNCISB, Liam’s cock takes selfies of HIM”

“LNCISB, prostitutes who survive the night get help from the Red Cross” — Bill Singleton 

Sep 25

“LNCISB, he has to wear kneepads on his balls” — Bill Singleton

“LNCISB, his sex tape has a Stan Lee cameo.” — Bill Singleton

“Liam Neeson’s cock is SO BIG, it could snort a hooker off of a line of coke.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it doesn’t release sex tapes, it releases box sets” — Steve

“LNCISB he has to buy an entire skid of peanut butter to play with his dog” — Chris bell, killam AB, Canada