Liam Neeson's Cock

Apr 18

is so big…….

The great wall of china couldn’t even keep it out…

” — Quickdrawmods - Fishers IN

“LNCISB that NASA has designated it Kepkar 186G and believes may be able to sustain biological life!”

“Liam neesons cock is so big even Liam nicknames it the deamons head”

Apr 17

“NFL refs gave him the nickname, “first down”.” —

ray hull

Coventry, CT

“Liam nelsons cock is so big that it ruined his modelling career.
By the time his head and shaft had appeared on the catwalk his root and balls had gone out of fashion.”

“Liam Neesons Cock is so big, it has apposable thumbs.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that being motorboated by the three titted chick from Total Recall is akin to being teabagged by Liam.” — Brad Tobin

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big Marvel and DC fear if it’s released on a vagina on May 6th, 2016 it will be the biggest opening of the day.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big. Before oral sex Chief Brody pops out of it and says ‘we’re gonna need a bigger throat’.”

“LNCISB it doesn’t hail Hydra, it fucks it.”

“Liam Neeson’s Cock is so big that Bryan Cranston is starring in a movie about the destruction it can cause!”

“LNCISB, when he auditioned for the Indiana Jones reboot, they didn’t have to give him a whip.”

“LNCISB, it survived a Westerosi wedding.”

“LNCISB that his only real cosplay option is “Das Boot”.”

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that if he were to provide the cream filling for a Twinkie, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.” — Ghostbusters