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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… When he ejaculates, his sperm get the bends.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… The shaft once collapsed, killing three of the dwarves who were mining his prostate for diamonds.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… He had to swear off cycling forever after an incident with the spokes.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… He’s accidentally flushed it on 3 separate occasions.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… As an infant, Liam was actually encouraged to suck his thumb.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… He keeps a stack of “get well soon” cards in his nightstand.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… When it throws a party, everybody cums.
LNCISB — it’s the reason all them fucking goats are screaming all the goddamned time.
LNCISB Kevin Sorbo was asked a question about it during an interview, and he didn’t say shit
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Johnny Depp and his daughter are starring in IT’s next movie!
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that when it hits you, words describing the impact appear out of thin air (think Batman ‘66).
LNCISB, it visits children’s hospitals, posing with the kids for pictures and brightening their days while they fight terminal illnesses.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it doesn’t care photos of it have leaked on the net. It takes forever to download.
LNCISB, every time he pulls it out, Vin Diesel sticks head out from around the corner and yells “Groot”
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it took the ALS water bucket challenge but realized there would never be enough ice or water