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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big.. When Liam fucks to the Rocky theme, Burgess Meredith can be heard shoutin from heaven.. ‘He’s a Wreckin Machine!!’
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big.. his first crabs outbreak was the inspiration for ‘Gremlins’.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big.. When it confuses Samuel L Jackson with Laurence Fishburn, Samuel doesn’t say boo.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it stood victorious at this year’s Wrestlemania after ending the Undertaker’s winning streak.

Smark in Vancouver

(apologize if this posts multiple times, was having trouble submitting)

LNCISB it keeps stealing my one liners and posting them before I do and I can’t do anything because it has a very particular set of skills; skills it has acquired over a very long career. Skills that makes it a nightmare for people like me.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he doesn’t need to go to The Four Corners Monument to be in four states at once!
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that HYDRA hails it.
LNCISB That when he cums, Capitain America’s Shield can’t absorb it.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that it took up 3 spots on Lindsay Lohan’s sex list.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it takes the cocks of Michael Fassbender, Dolph Lundgren, Ron Jeremy, John Hamm, and an elephant to come together to form it.
Its what 50 cent was referring to as “the magic stick”.
In his next movie Jonnie Depp will play a man who investigates the bizarre case of a man trapped inside it.
LNCISB his balls have been retro fitted with battery packs to power a lifter that enables Liam to hold his cock without straining
Chris bell, killam, ab canada
LNCISB that when Kev and Ralph travel to Ireland, they will do so via Liam’s Urethra. Once they are done in Ireland they will take an express train from one of his pubes to the UK
John Lavarino
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that Buffalo Bill made two evening gowns and a turtleneck out of the foreskin.
Brad Tobin