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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it stutters when he cums.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Oscar Meyer wants it to sponsor them.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it has a Jeff Dunham puppet.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Jesse Ventura suspects Liam’s pants of a cover-up.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, for the first year of his life, Liam’s parents thought that HE was ITS cock.
Daniel Jorgensen, Bundaberg Australia
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, The Buddha wants to reincarnate as it.
LNCISB it had a starring role in Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets, as the Whomping Willow.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that the eye of his penis gets vertigo when he gets an erection.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that during an high school production of War of the Worlds,young Liam’s portrayal of a Martian tripod was so disturbing, it had the staff and pupils scrambling for the exits.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it was what Bill Murray whispered in Scarlett Johansson’s ear at the end of “Lost in Translation.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it auditioned for the title role in ‘Tremors’. The producers decided to go with an animatronic puppet as they thought it ‘more believable’.
LNCISB - it’s what’s kept you and Kevin babbling about for over 100 episodes and we still can’t clearly determine just how big Liam’s cock is.
Izaya P from davenport Iowa
LNCISB it got cast in Game Of Thrones season 4 and then it Killed off George RR Martin…
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that he makes Dirk Diggler into a eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man.
Liam Neeson’s is so big that Geddy Lee once complained:
“The trouble with the maples
And they’re quite convinced they’re right
They say Liam’s cock is too lofty
And it grabs up all the light