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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big The Ultimate Warrior had a heart attack trying to run the length of it.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big when he suffers from shrinkage he does a mean John Holmes impression.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big…it cut off Liam Neeson and jumped off an LA building. It’s recovering in hospital after causing another earthquake.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big his Lego figure is for ages 18 and up ans still a choking hazard.
Brad Tobin
Liam neesons cock is so big it’s playing Guy Lapointe in TUSK.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it ended The Undertaker’s 21 year winning streak at this year’s Wrestlemania.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that a helicarrier crashed into it at the end of Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it takes the jaws of life to remove his cockring.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that when he was born, the doctor cutting the cord did the most epic double take ever and flipped a coin before cutting.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that his sole sperm donation is still being used for “Got Milk?” billboards.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neesons cock is so big.. if it could lip read, it would think its name was Holy shit!
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big.. When Liam fucks to the Rocky theme, Burgess Meredith can be heard shoutin from heaven.. ‘He’s a Wreckin Machine!!’
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big.. his first crabs outbreak was the inspiration for ‘Gremlins’.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big.. When it confuses Samuel L Jackson with Laurence Fishburn, Samuel doesn’t say boo.
Brad Tobin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it stood victorious at this year’s Wrestlemania after ending the Undertaker’s winning streak.

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