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Liam Neesons Cock is so big, that after having sexual Intercourse, the Mortal Kombat announcer pops out of nowhere and says, Fatality!
LNCISB, that it can wrap around and constrict the very life out of Justin Bieber’s ego.
LNCISB, when Milton Berle died they had to pass two torches…
LNCISB, when asked to locate it Buzz Lightyear called out “To infinity and beyond!”
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big Kevin Smith used for the walrus suit in Tusk
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Kanye and Kim gave it to North for her birthday.
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LNCISB… it has a scottish accent.
LNCISB there’s an Ewok village living in his pubes.
LNCISB Magellan tried to circumnavigate it, but died two thirds of the way into the voyage.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that Chipotle Burritos droop with feelings of inadequacy.
Liam neesons cock is so big that on the planet Apokolips it’s simply referred to as a boom tube
LNCISB, it had to cancel its appearance at San Diego Comic Con when it got stuck in the door to Hall H.
Liam Neeson’s Cock is SO big…When he says, “SHAZAM” it turns into Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
LNCiSB… That Liam’s character was able to kill the alpha wolf at the end of the movie “The Grey,” by dick slapping the wolf in the head.
LNCISB, that it is going to play Lord Humongous in the new Mad Max movie.