Liam Neeson's Cock

"LNCISB when told his cock was blasphemy and madness he grabbed it and yelled “This Is Neeson!"

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:03 -0400

“LNCISB when told his cock was blasphemy and madness he grabbed it and yelled “This Is Neeson!””

- Steven

"Liam Neeson cock is so big, it scares the creepy clown."

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:11:01 -0400

“Liam Neeson cock is so big, it scares the creepy clown.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is sooo big, Kevin can’t nom it."

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:42:35 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is sooo big, Kevin can’t nom it.”

"LNCISB both sides of its pillow are cool."

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:15:00 -0400

“LNCISB both sides of its pillow are cool.”

- Ferph

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that when he ejaculated, his sperm gunned it to 88 MPH &..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:46:02 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that when he ejaculated, his sperm gunned it to 88 MPH & went back in time & impregnated Chuck Norris’ mom and that’s why Norris is now invincible.”

"Lncisb it’s why tony stark had anxiety attacks"

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:18:02 -0400

“Lncisb it’s why tony stark had anxiety attacks”

- Dani hunt

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he is planning on singing a duet with Adam Barta."

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:49:59 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he is planning on singing a duet with Adam Barta.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, if you type in ‘directions to’ it in google the..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:21:28 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, if you type in ‘directions to’ it in google the response is ‘Second Star To The Right, Straight On Till Morning!’ Because his cock can only exist in Neverland!”

"Liam Neesons cock is so big he lets orphaned baby kangaroos sleep under his foreskin"

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:53:26 -0400

“Liam Neesons cock is so big he lets orphaned baby kangaroos sleep under his foreskin”

- Will Price

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it’s inner monologue is voiced by James Earl Jones"

Thu, 16 May 2013 17:24:57 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it’s inner monologue is voiced by James Earl Jones”

- RM

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that harrison ford saw it once 30 years ago and has been mumbling..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:56:55 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that harrison ford saw it once 30 years ago and has been mumbling ever since”

- RM

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, JJ Abrams can’t give it a lens flare because light..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:28:25 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, JJ Abrams can’t give it a lens flare because light can’t escape it.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Big & Little Enos offered the Bandit $80,000 to transport it..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:01:13 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Big & Little Enos offered the Bandit $80,000 to transport it from East Texas to Georgia in 28 hours.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock IS SO BIG that the Ballymena Fire Department refers to its longest hose attached..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:32:07 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock IS SO BIG that the Ballymena Fire Department refers to its longest hose attached to their largest pump engine as the “Mini Neeson.””

- Seymour Tiddes

"Liam Neesons Cock is so big, that back in 1975 they painted teeth on it and used it for the Jaws..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:04:00 -0400

“Liam Neesons Cock is so big, that back in 1975 they painted teeth on it and used it for the Jaws poster art.”

- Gutch from East Sussex England

"Liam’s cock is so big, he doesn’t measure it in inches or feet - he measures it in..."

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:35:29 -0400

“Liam’s cock is so big, he doesn’t measure it in inches or feet - he measures it in furlongs.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it made the Bluths believe banana stands are no good."

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:07:20 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it made the Bluths believe banana stands are no good.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it made Seattle sleepless."

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:39:10 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it made Seattle sleepless.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it made all the beasts run away from the southern wild."

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:11:09 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it made all the beasts run away from the southern wild.”

"Liam Neeson’s cock is so big James Franco agreed to play its sidekick in its biopic."

Thu, 16 May 2013 12:42:38 -0400

“Liam Neeson’s cock is so big James Franco agreed to play its sidekick in its biopic.”