Q: How often do submissions get posted?
A: Submissions are queued up as often as possible. However, tumblr’s queue system only allows 48 posts in 1 day. I personally think this is more than enough. If I was posting anymore than this in one day tumblr followers dashboards would be crammed with it, and most likely they’d unfollow.
Q: Why hasn’t my submission been posted?
A: There are a few things to concider when submitting and when asking this question.
- Try to start your submission with “Liam Neeson’s cock is so big”.
- I receive over 100 submissions per day, so patience give it 2 or 3 days.
- It’s the same as or too similar too another submission. From the 13th of June I’ll be adding extra keyword tags to posts. Do a search in the search box on the right; see if yours has been posted or if a similar one has been posted.
- I missed it. I scan all submissions but due to the volume I sometimes miss one or two. Feel free to message me if you think I’ve missed it [See Question 5].
- I don’t get it. I know this might seem like a dick move but trust me it’s really not. As you can imagine with the number of submissions I get there are loads of typos and nonsensical submissions. If I don’t get the joke I may not approve the submission. I have a full-time job and can’t always spend my time researching submissions. However, I do realise this problem is mine Feel free to contact me if you think your submission should be approved and hasn’t [See Question 5].
Q: What are the common submissions?
A: The most common submissions are variants on the following:
- Chelsea Handler’s talentless cunt is still too big for Liam’s cock.
- Liam Neeson’s cock caused The Bloop.
- Liam Neeson’s cock needs and extra seat on/or was thrown off of a SouthWest flight.
- Liam cums sperm whales.
- Liam’s cock ate the Millenium Falcon.
- Liam cock wont return Spielberg’s calls.
- Liam Neeson’s cock was in Tremors or Dune.
Q: Contact me.
A: If you still feel your submission has be unfairly missed click the ‘Ask Me a Question’ button. Let me know and please provide a copy of your submission or the closest rendition you can manage. If possible, send me the username you used when submitting.
Q: You’re a dick.
A: I’m really not, I’m doing this because I love it and I love the show. I can’t thank everyone enough for their submissions and I’ll do my best to be fair and keep evryone happy.