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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it made an appearance as a force ghost at the end of the Return of the Jedi
LNCISB his first job was in a circus firing the human cannonball out of it and across the arena into nets!
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, in scientific terms, a Neeson is a unit of time, marking the amount of time it takes a beam of light from his pubes to reach it’s tip.
Liam Neesons cock is so big… IT told Kevin Smith to shut up and stop telling anyone that would listen that he’d seen it, it took him back to his childhood and made him cry … Kevin apologised profusely and shut up!
Elvis Jenner
LNCISB, he got stuck to the ceiling when he tried to ‘puppydog’ after a shower.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that they’re using the circumference and diameter to find the last digit of pi.
LNCISB….It passed a kidney stone while climbing Mt. Everest and added a new summit to the top.
Ralph’s Uber Driver.
LNCISB, the last time he came in Italy, Pompeii ceased to exist.
LNCISB…There are plans to convert the Hoover Dam into a sperm bank for it.
LNCISB…When Liam first heard about the Tower of Terror ride at Disney Land he sued for copyright infringement because that was the name his urologist gave his urethra when he tripped and fell in it.
Ralph’s Happy Ending Massage Therapist.
LNCiSB when it was an orphan in a Dickensian workhouse, Mr Bumble gave it more.
LNCiSB that by the time the workmen are finished painting it with lube they need to start again at the other end.
LNCISB, he is not allowed to attent an HB-O recording until after the shout-out theme.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big…….. It makes Ludo sad!