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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that even after hitting 88 mph Marty hadn’t reached the end of it.
Rocky Treadway
Liam Neeson’s Cock is so big that the men in “It’s raining men” had to to line up to be shot out of it.
Rocky Treadway
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that McDonalds dropped the “Super size” off of their menu because, and I quote Ronald McDonald: “Neeson is too much competition”.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big he once got it stuck in a Pringles can and escaped buy popping out the other side.
Rocky Treadway
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that he once used a Stargate as a fleshlight and destroyed Alderaan.
LNCISB Liam has to play a pungi after sex in order to get it back in his pants.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it takes 3 NSA data centers to store his dick pic
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big it’s what Lionel Ritchie was looking for.
Even future cop can’t know all a dat
Dónall, Dublin
It’s imposible to file jokes about it
Dónall, Ireland
LNCISB weird al made an album about fucking it, called ‘Mandatory Pain’
Chris Bell, killam ab, Canada
LNCISB it will make you laugh and make you breakfast.
It can stomp on Monty Pythons foot
Donall, dublin
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that the uretha is wide enough to hold a to scale diarama of the Apollo 11 moon landing.
Antony Schultz
While shooting a scene for the new Star Wars movie it broke the Millennium Falcon to the pint where the smugglers ship may need to be written out of the movie.