Hey, I’d just like to say welcome and thanks to everyone. Special thanks to Sean Francis for registering the neesoncock.com domain name. A big thank you to Ralph and Kevin for the inspiration and for featuring this on Hollywood Babble-On.

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LNCISB that in Oregon Trail dysentery died from the Neeson Cock.
LNCISB that in Oregon Trail dysentery died from the Neeson Cock.
LNCISB that it’s two balls are aptly named “War and Peace”, Please don’t get too jelly Ralph.
LNCISB that it’s two balls are aptly named “War and Peace”, Please don’t get too jelly Ralph.
LNCISB that no one knew who Liam was until he put on the cock
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, that while visiting the Hall of Justice, Liam got an erection and the Super Friends unanimously decided that Apache Chief was out of a job.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it is where Colonel Stryker discovered adamantium.
Monty
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he doesn’t have a Jacob’s ladder, he has a Jacob’s escalator.
Carri
Liam Neesons cock is so big- It whips Kevin out during the shout outs!!
Aaron B
Liam Neesons cock is so big- It’s why Ralph Garman is so angry!
Aaron B
Liam neesons cock is so big that it dosent juz read books it interrogates the book till it gets the information its looking for.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it’s what prompted Freddie Mercury to ask “Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Carri
Liam Neesons cock is so big David Beckham saw it and thats why he speaks like a girl
liam neesons cock is so big that you can ping a cigarette bud up it the way you can hollywood boulevard
LNCISB when told his cock was blasphemy and madness he grabbed it and yelled “This Is Neeson!
Steven
Liam Neeson cock is so big, it scares the creepy clown.
Liam Neeson’s cock is sooo big, Kevin can’t nom it.