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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Kevin Smith was allowed on it and cried like a girl.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, he can only get rid of an unwanted erection by tricking his cock into saying its name backwards, thus returning it to the fifth dimension where it belongs.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it will be starring as Silent Bob in Clerks 3
Liam Neeson’s Cock is so big, Canada doesn’t want to die in it.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big,
it beat him in a staring contest.
Jeremy Klein
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big,
that Liam’s self esteem wasn’t affected by a having a small role in the movie High Spirit’s starring Steve Guttenberg.
Jeremy Klein
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big when he showed it to Mark Whalberg - Whalberg ‘Thought he saw a Transformer’.
LNCISB…, that when Liam popped a boner while swimming in a swamp, one could hear a narrator say “Deep within a bleak and dismal swamp, hidden beneath its murky waters, lies the headquarters of the most sinister villains of all time,… THE LEGION OF DOOM.”
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it was offered a role in the film Snowpiercer… as the train.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Michael Fassbender’s cock keeps a picture of it in its wallet.
Erlend from Norway
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it encountered a bear in the woods and the bear laid on the floor pretending to be dead.
Liam neesons cock is so big that when it pulls out after sex you hear a beep followed by “caution Liam neesons Cock is reversing”
He puts his pants on 3 legs at a time.
Donall in Dublin,Ireland
LNCISB…Jason Mewes has now made a cartoon movie all about it called jay and silent bob super groovy cock smoothie
LNCISB…That Iggy Azalea can’t fall off it
Ross Zervos - Melbourne Australia