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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big…….. It makes Ludo sad!
Axel Foley put it in the back of a tail pipe of a police car….. after he used it to wreck the buffet at the harrow Club in the morning
Beverly Hill Cop
Liam Neeson’s cock is SO big…Batman has a contingency plan in case it ever goes rogue
Phil Free
LNCISB, Godzilla mistook it for his tail
Chris bell, killam ab, canada
LNCISB it was it that framed Roger Rabbit.
LNCISB weird al made an album about fucking it, called ‘Mandatory Pain’
Chris Bell, killam ab, Canada
LNCISB it graduated a year ahead of Liam.
LNCISB that, like his Lego Movie character, the head of it rotates two reveal different faces, one side is good cock, the other has not been discovered yet.
LNCISB Sand people ride single file on it, to hide their numbers
LNCISB When you turn it upside down it has Joaquin Phoenix’s face on it

Mark Poole,



LNCISB that Jason news stole his most famous sex move. The “half, half, whole”. But when Liam uses it. It’s called the “half, half, hospital”.
LNCISB it has it’s own app
Liam Neeson’s Cock is so big the band Faith No More wrote a song called Epic about it.
Rocky Treadway
Liam Neesons cock is so big it simply walked into Mordor.
after seeing it, Mr Fantastic changed his name to Mr Adequate. After Sue saw it, she made him change it to Mr Needs Improvement.