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Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that Santa mistook it for a chimney and slid down it on Christmas Eve.
Tim Gannon
LNCISB, James Gunn almost titled the move “Guardians of Liam Nesson’s Cock”
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that it beat the Kobayashi Maru
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that Elysium was re-assigned to be it’s cock-ring in the sequel.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big……..It took a swing at Justin Bieber and knocked him the fuck out!
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that when Matthew Broderick played with it, he nearly started a global thermonuclear war.
LNCISB. .. it’s what made kevin cry on the Star Wars set
Liam Neesons Cock is so big, that after having sexual Intercourse, the Mortal Kombat announcer pops out of nowhere and says, Fatality!
LNCISB, when asked to locate it Buzz Lightyear called out “To infinity and beyond!”
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big Kevin Smith used for the walrus suit in Tusk
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, Kanye and Kim gave it to North for her birthday.
Denis Eymann, Riverview FL
LNCISB… it has a scottish accent.
LNCISB there’s an Ewok village living in his pubes.
LNCISB Magellan tried to circumnavigate it, but died two thirds of the way into the voyage.
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big that Chipotle Burritos droop with feelings of inadequacy.